Despite increasingly bloody sectarian conflict, President Bush still insists that Iraq is not sliding into a civil war. Then again, Bush also refers to the genocide in Darfur as “boys being boys”.

A new book claims that women talk almost three times as much as men. The book - written by a female psychiatrist - says that inherent differences between the male and female brain explain why blah-biddy, blah, blah, yack, yack.

Sen. John Kerry finished dead last in a likeability poll of the top American political figures. He didn’t help his cause when he demanded the poll be recounted in Ohio.

After only four months, the marriage of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock has ended. Trailer parks across the country flew their flags at half mass.

Black leaders challenged the entertainment industry to stop using the “N” word. In response, rappers everywhere scurried to find another word that rhymes with "trigger".