An Australian bank issued a credit card to a cat after its owner decided to test the bank's identity security system. The man proved his point, the bank apologized, and the cat pawed at its $25,000 ball of cashmere yarn.

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan had surgery to remove her appendix, and replace it with a slimmer, sexier one that knows how to work the camera.

Since the box office hit “Museum” debuted, there’s been a steep rise in the number of people visiting New York’s Museum of Natural History. On the rise since the release of “Rocky Balboa”: senior-on-senior violence.

A woman is suing Oprah Winfrey's studio, alleging she was injured in the rush for seats. In other news, a woman is suing Megan Mullally’s studio alleging she was injured in the rush away from seats.

A new report shows that 167,000 new jobs were created last month. Of course, most of them were in the “Handling Britney Spears” sector.