Things couldn’t get worse for Seinfeld’s Michael Richards.
Today, O.J gave thanks that at least he’s not Kramer.

Vice President Dick Cheney's office denied reports he was in Iraq for an unannounced Thanksgiving Day visit with troops. He’s actually there to visit the hard working folks of Haliburton.

In an unusual turn of events today, a turkey pardoned President Bush.

Britney Spears is selling the house she and Kevin Federline shared and is looking to buy a new $29 million home. Meanwhile, K-Fed just moved into the backset of a ‘86 Honda Civic.

A Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation. See, that’s why I could never be a Buddhist monk. I would have just masturbated.