Yoko Ono took out a full page in the Sunday New York Times pleading for forgiveness to the world's suffering people, AKA- anyone who owns a Yoko Ono album.

This year, the Rolling Stone’s “Bigger Bang” tour became the highest grossing tour ever. The lowest grossing tour ever: K-Fed’s: "Pop My Back Pimple” Tour.

Child development experts now saying 10 is the new 15, making zygote the new embryo, and foreplay the new sex.

So far, over 50,000 have utilized Times Square’s new 20-stall public restroom facility, making it the 17th most popular place in Times Square to drop your pants.

Campaigning for reelection, Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez fired up supporters, telling them, "We are confronting the devil, and we will hit a home run off the devil next Sunday," Coincidently, those same words can be heard in the Red Sox clubhouse before every Yankees game.