During his fencing-mending visit to Turkey, Pope Benedict prayed toward Mecca for the first time. It was also the first time the Pope ever prayed with the eyes on the back of his head open.

Lindsay Lohan's mother told E news that Lindsay has been attending AA meetings. This makes perfect sense, as we all know the first step in recovery is guzzling down Dom all night at the Spider Club.

Some good news for Britney Spears; her panties have been found. The bad news; they were found on EBay being auctioned off by Kevin Federline.

A tipsy Danny Devito showed up at on the View after an all-night bender with fellow actor George Clooney. During the segment, all the View girls wanted to know from Danny is, does Clooney get even hotter with beer googles?

After his drunken appearance on the view, Devito’s publicist stated the actor does not have a drinking problem, though he conceded Danny should never drink from “big boy” cups again.