Thursday, January 4, 2007

Toyota is developing a system for its cars that detects drunken drivers and automatically shuts the vehicle down if sensors pick up signs of excessive alcohol consumption. And if the car sees Tracy Morgan approaching, it self-implodes.

Today, Rep.-elect Keith Ellison will be the first Muslim to ever be sworn into Congress. Ellison told colleagues that religious differences are nothing to fear, which is fine, but he then went on to ask Speaker Pelosi to “ease up on the skin show”.

It’s being reported that the filming of the next "Indiana Jones" will begin later this year. In the movie, Indy battles Rocky Balboa over the last packet of Sweet ’N Low.

The Whitehouse claims President Bush has not seen the video of Saddam Hussein's execution because he is focused on the "way forward" in Iraq. Plus, he never really gets foreign films.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said God told him that a terrorist attack on the United States this year would result in "mass killing", and, on a lesser note, not to forget to pick up his shirts at the dry cleaners.