Monday, November 20, 2006

A global competition to name the new seven wonders of the world is attracting widespread interest. In the lead so far are the Eiffel Tower, the Tag Mahal, and the balls on O.J. Simpson.

A meteorologist was fired when a nude photo of him was posted on MySpace. In the meteorologist’s defense, his nipples were covered by little smiling sun decals.

Sen. John Kerry said his now infamous botched joke would not keep him from running for president in 2008. The joke, however, has caused him to withdraw from the race for US Troops Entertainer of the Year, 2006.

The new James Bond film, Casino Royale, was beat out at the box office this weekend by Happy Feet. In other news, the next James Bond will be played by an adorable tap dancing penguin.

A new government-commissioned study shows that about 1 percent of Web sites are porn. This marks the first government study ever conducted using only one hand.

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