The plug has been pulled on OJ Simpson’s “If I did it” book and TV interview. Immediately after the news broke, the streets of LA were overcome with hypothetical riots.

Michael Richards of Seinfeld fame shocked a comedy club crowd when he spewed a barrage of racial slurs at a group of hecklers, thus answering the age-old question: why weren’t there any black people on Seinfeld?

A new study suggests that global warming is killing off certain species. Mostly republicans.

Two peace activists have planned an anti-war demonstration where everyone in the world would orgasm at the same time for world peace. Of course, that peace would quickly end when half the population attempts to roll over and go to sleep without snuggling.

Mattel is recalling 4 million Polly Pocket magnetic play sets after several children swallowed the toys' tiny magnets. The problem was bought to Mattel's attention when parents began discovering their toddlers stuck to the refrigerator.