Founder of Hanna-Barbera Studios and legendary Hollywood animator Joseph Barbera has Yaba Daba Died.

Barbera created such popular characters as The Flinstones, Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo. Cause of death was likely that creepy guy from the carnival- who would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

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