Friday, December 15, 2006

A Nevada state Senator is pushing to allow teachers to carry guns in the classroom. Finally, an incentive for kids to go into teaching.

The defendant in the Duke lacrosse rape case has given birth roughly nine months after the alleged assault. The woman’s lawyers issued a statement saying that mother and baby midfielder are doing just fine.

Its been found that Botox can relieve constipation. And the best part is, afterwards, your asshole won’t look a day over 40.

The world's tallest man reached his long arms into two dolphins to pull out plastic bags from their stomachs. For his next trick, the man will reach his arms into President Bush’s ass in an effort to retrieve his head.

Morgan Stanley awarded its Chief Executive Officer a $40 million bonus. Guess someone’s kid is getting a ‘Shit Gold Bricks For Me Elmo’ this Christmas.

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