Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sir Elton John says he will sing 'Candle In The Wind' at the Concert for Diana if Britain's Princes Harry and William ask him. Of course, he will also sing ‘Candle In The Wind’ if your hamster dies and you ask him.

After much deliberation, attendees of the Holocaust conference in Iran have surprisingly scaled back their initial assertion that “the Holocaust never happened” to “Barbra Streisand was never in Yental.”

The "Girls Gone Wild" video empire agreed to pay $1.6 million for filming drunken, underage girls in the raunchy videos, which is exactly 1.54 million more than I spent buying them.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt say they will likely adopt their next child to try to balance their "mixed-race” family. Can they just adopt Brooklyn already and get it over with?

A new video game called "The Shivah" stars a rabbi having to solve a murder mystery. The game is getting good reviews, though several people have complained the game does not work on Saturdays.

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