Airport security refused to let Troy Smith's Heisman Trophy onto a plane. The trophy then faked out security and ran 42 yards to its gate.

Strip clubs have started selling gift cards. So, this holiday season, give dad something mom can’t; an erection.

President Bush says he won't announce a new Iraq strategy until early next year. Great. We all know what this means:
he's banking on Santa to bring him a feasable plan.

Sen. John Kerry will travel to Iraq this weekend to meet with troops. This should go over like Michael Richards playing the Apollo.

Today, the Food and Drug Administration opened hearings on whether antidepressants can prompt adults to commit suicide. Then tomorrow, they'll open hearings on whether the music of Coldplay can prompt adults to commit suicide.