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A new report says that scientists are getting closer to an aircraft the size of a bee. A spokesman for lazy bees said “we can’t wait”.

A California-based company is developing pain relief drugs that you can smoke to get faster results. The drugs will be marketed toward people who want instant pain relief with an air of sophistication.

A naked student streaked through his school cafeteria before being shot twice by police with a stun gun. Students say it was the grossest thing they’ve seen since they looked up from their lunches.