A chocked up President Bush shed a tear yesterday during a solemn ceremony honoring a fallen Marine. The moment was unusual, as Bush usually only cries when someone takes away his Congress.

Yesterday, Bindi Irwin, the 8-year-old daughter of the late "Crocodile Hunter", followed in her dad's footsteps in her American television debut. Luckily, the goldfish sting was not fatal.

An Ohio dentist had his license suspended after state investigators accused him of drinking on the job. Authorities grew suspicious when the dentist started anesthetizing patients with scotch and soda.

In less than 15 years, China will have 30 million more men of marriageable age than women, making 15 years from now the best time in China’s history to be an ugly chick.

An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties. Fortunately, she still gets to be saluted, just not with hands.