Miss New Jersey USA is stepping down after admitting she is pregnant, which is against pageant rules. Mr. Camaro could not be reached for comment.

Earlier today, Saddam Hussein’s half-brother’s head was severed during his execution in what Iraq officials are calling a rare hangman’s blunder. Iraq citizens will get to decide for themselves when it airs later this week on Iraq's popular program “Bloopers and Botched Chokes”.

A male Panda in a Thailand zoo has been put on a low-carb diet because he is too heavy to mate with his partner. Come on! This guy’s on the verge of extinction and now he’s got to go on South Beach to get a piece?

According to sources, LA bound soccer star David Beckman has his eyes on an acting career. See, rest of the world; even $250 million can’t take the “bore” out of soccer.

Yesterday, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said he is taking only "a little bit" of medication to ease the throbbing pain in his leg. He says he’s limiting his doses so he doesn’t slur his speech, forget what to say, or do something crazy like promise health insurance to everyone in California.