The comedy spoof "Epic Movie" debuted atop the box office over weekend, overwhelmingly beating out hope for an American public with taste.

Hillary Clinton says she believes President Bush should find a way out of Iraq before he leaves the White House. Bill’s not as demanding; he just wants the ceiling mirrors back up in Lincoln bedroom.

A new survey shows 13% of Americans have never heard of global warming. The survey also shows that 100% of those unaware of global warming have never been stuck in an elevator with Al Gore.

Obama Barack recently explained his first name means ‘Blessed’ in Arabic. Unfortunately, it means “fucked” in red states.

A 12-year-old boy became the world’s youngest person to get a sex change. Really, he just wanted a new bike, but figured he should start big, and negotiate from there.