In September, NBC will add a fourth hour to the "Today" show. In response, CBS announced they will be add a fourth minute of substance to its Evening News with Katie Couric.

This morning, Los Angeles saw a rare dusting of snow. Man, God’s really not going to make this whole ‘cleaning up’ thing easy on Lindsay Lohan, is he?

President Bush has decided not to renew a program of domestic spying on terrorism suspects, though he insists he’s still going to keep close tabs on that Borat guy.

The scientists who mind the Doomsday Clock moved it two minutes closer to midnight. Then they watched the America Idol premiere and moved it up another forty minutes.

Ratings for this season’s premiere of American Idol were even better than last year. The show’s producers celebrated by drinking Paula Abdul.