Friday, January 19, 2007

New research shows that playing video games can satisfy deep psychological needs, particularity if those psychological needs include jumping over barrels and beating up hookers.

A 9-year-old year boy snuck onto a Southwest Airlines flight to San Antonio. News of the security breach was worrisome for authorities and encouraging for midget terrorists.

An expert on the "Mona Lisa" says that the symbol of feminine mystique died on July 15, 1542. Cause of death: overexposure.

Today, the top American commander in Iraq said that some of the extra troops ordered to Baghdad could begin leaving by late summer. He says that should give the troops enough of a breather before we invade Iran.

Donald Trump has been fined for flying a large American flag atop an 80-foot flagpole in his lavish Palm Beach club. In Trump’s defense, he only hung the flag there because Rosie O'Donnell wasn’t available.