Monday, January 22, 2007

Yesterday, a woman nine months pregnant induced labor early so her husband could go to the Bears game. After the game, her husband immediately called her and asked if she could stretch the contractions until February 5th.

Amsterdam's red-light district will soon have a statue honoring prostitutes around the world. The statue will be unveiled as soon as it sees the money.

On Sunday, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called the U.S. secretary of state "my little girl" and told Washington to "go to hell". It’s all part of Chavez’s effort to turn his country into a professional wrestler.

The diverse list of Presidential hopefuls continues to grow, with Bill Richardson vying to be the first Hispanic President, Barack H. Obama the first black president and Tom Vilsack the first President no one’s ever heard of.

Today, is “Blue Monday”, the most depressing day of the year. Of course, "Your Dreams Are Dead Wednesday" is no picnic, either.