A new study suggests that women who exercise by doing housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer. Best study since they discovered giving head cures migraines.

Sunni Muslims expressed outrage over the amateur footage circulating of Saddam Hussein’s death, to which Michael Richards commented, “you call that dying?”

Producers of 60 minutes said they have no plans to replace Ed Bradley. Unfortunately, they also don't plan to replace Andy Rooney with someone who isn’t just discovering that cell phone rings can be annoying and dog-sweaters are unnecessary.

Avis customers may soon have Wi-Fi in their rental cars. Just what people need: more things to distract them from their cell phone conversations.

Oprah Winfrey opened a school in South Africa for disadvantaged girls. The state of the art school promises to expose its students to such literary classics as The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Moby Dick and Dr. Phil’s “Relationship Rescue.”