Today, the nation said goodbye to Gerald Ford, and Lindsay Lohan said hello to Betty Ford.

According to a new poll, one in four Americans anticipates the second coming of Jesus in 2007. Good. If he comes back, he can stay on one of their couches.

A 67-year-old Spanish woman became the world's oldest mother after giving birth to twins. The twins have already agreed to take turns diapering their mother.

A Colorado couple is selling snow from the recent blizzards on eBay. How adorably innovative. I’ll start the bidding at one eye roll.

It's being reported that Britney Spears passed out at a Las Vegas Night club celebrating New Year's Eve. Apparently, all the exhilaration of trying to count backwards from ten really wiped her out.