On Wednesday, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez said that ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is recovering and is "almost jogging" in recent days. Um…Hugo, when it looks like they’re “almost jogging", it means they’re having a stroke.

Military officials unveiled their newest weapon; a ray gun that shoots beams of heat…because that’s what you get when you give George W. a new box of crayons and ask for a prototype.

In an interview, Sen. Barack Obama said he doesn't think name recognition is necessarily a plus. To prove his case, he’s changing his name to Tom Vilsack.

A recently departed Texas woman left $4 million to a nursing home. Good luck getting a seat at the next BINGO game there.

In Sundance news, the controversial movie “Hounddog," has thus far failed to attract any buyers. Though worried, the film’s producers are still holding out hope for a bidding war between Gary Glitter and John Mark Karr.