Thursday, February 8, 2007

A Chicago man has made good on his promise to change his name to “Payton Manning” if the Colts beat the Bears in the Superbowl. At least the man made out better than his wife, Marvin Harrison.

In New York, legislation is being proposed that would slap anyone listening to their iPod while crossing the street with a $100 fine. If you’re caught crossing the street listening to a Discman, the state will buy you an iPod.

A Thai woman has been reunited with her family after being lost for 25 years because she took the wrong bus. Apparently, the woman mistakenly got on the bus destined for “The Land of People Who Never Heard of a Map.”

Barbra Streisand is giving money to three Democratic presidential candidates. She would have given money to all of them, but she's not one to hedge her bets.

Celine Dion will unveil her new song at this year's Oscars. The producer’s are going to let her start singing it every time someone’s speech goes over 45 seconds.