Wednesday, February 7, 2007

After a scandalous affair with the spouse of a veteran aide, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom said he plans to seek counseling for alcohol use. And if that works out, he’ll then seek counseling for tagging other men’s wives.

A minister who counseled disgraced Rev. Ted Haggard said he’s emerged from his treatment "completely heterosexual". Haggard himself also claims to be cured, and is even boasting from here on out, it’s only heterosexual male prostitutes for him.

Wal-Mart is facing the biggest sexual discrimination case in U.S. history. Finally, a stand is being taken against Wal-Mart’s policy against hiring anyone even remotely doable.

Archaeologists in Italy have discovered a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, hugging each other. Experts speculate they must have had one hell of a fight to have to hug and make up for that long.

Jim Carrey says he and his ladylove, Jenny McCarthy, aren't planning to get married. Insiders say the couple is skipping right to planning the divorce.