Thursday, January 3, 2008

Britney Spears' custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline experienced a major setback with the announcement that her lawyers are quitting the case. Well, at least soon she’ll have a niece to drop around.

Sources say Nickelodeon is canceling the pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ show, “Zoey 101”. The news promises to upset her young audience, many of whom consider Jamie Lynn a ‘ho model.

Author David Levy says that in the future, humans will be romantically involved with robots, to which Mitt Romney’s wife responded, “future”?

White house press secretary said President Bush will not be waiting up for the results of the primaries. Then again, neither will Fred Thompson.

New Jersey is getting close to becoming the first Northern state to apologize for slavery. Guess this means we’ve got a few years to go on that apology for Bon Jovi.