Republican candidate Mitt Romney stated that if elected president he and his wife will not embarrass the nation by their conduct in the White House, as happened in "the Clinton years." It’s true. One of the principal tenets of Mormonism is “No Fat Chicks”.

A man with a knife was arrested inside a campaign headquarters of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton in northeast Iowa. Dear God, is Mitt still trying to prove he’s a hunter?

The Clinton campaign is lining up baby-sitters to look after the little ones of caucus-moms so they’re freed up to vote. As a courtesy, they’ve also offered to watch over Dennis Kucinich.

NBC’s tonight show with Jay Leno returns tonight with special guest Republican, Mike Huckabee. The show’s writers will not be returning, though Huckabee’s material on evolution should deliver the big laughs.

France's smoking ban went into effect Tuesday with the start of the New Year. It’s expected to last until the French realize that wasn’t what stank.