Starbucks has fired its chief executive, Jim Donald. This begs the question: where does someone that gets fired from Starbucks kill time during the day?
A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break. To his credit, at least he’s using his school supplies.
During his trip to the Mid East today, President Bush called Iran a threat to world peace. He then cautiously asked, “I’m not in Iran right now, am I?”
A leading scientist claims Russia will be the first nation to put a man on Mars, or at least the first nation to put a man on Mars involuntarily.
A comedian and filmmaker is living inside a NJ Ikea while his New York City apartment is being fumigated. The bugs proved smarter; they’ll be staying at a Crate & Barrel.