Thursday, December 21, 2006

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are gearing up for what could be a nasty custody battle over their two children. Meanwhile, both babies have filed for adoption.

President George Bush couldn’t be more serious about building up the army’s numbers. Today, he started drafting stem cells.

Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell are engaged in a bitter feud, with Rosie calling Trump a snake oil salesman and Trump calling Rosie a fat slob. Well, at least they both have their facts straight.

Early studies suggest that psychedelic mushrooms are effective in relieving the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Of course, they don’t work as well for those obsessing about melting objects.

When asked about any possible political ambitions, outgoing Florida governor Jeb Bush told reporters he has no future. Nice to see one of them has a grasp on reality.

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