Congratulations to Sean "Diddy" Combs on the birth of his twin baby girls. Combs says he is taking his paternal responsibilities very seriously this time around. He's even warming up the Dom up before he puts it in their bottles.

Diddy says some of the parenting duties will be split, with his wife taking charge of the diaper changing, while he’ll be in charge of the name changing.

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The war between Rosie O’Donnel and Donald Trump rages on. Yesterday, Trump threatened to send someone over to steal Rosie’s girlfriend. In response, Rosie threatened to send over a shiny object to steal Trump’s wife.

J.K. Rowling has announced the name of the final Harry Potter book. It’s going to be called “How I became a zillionaire off of dorks like you!”

Florida Marlins pitcher Dontrelle Willis was arrested Friday morning on a drunken driving charge. The cops pulled over the pitcher when they noticed his car was swerving juuust a bit outside the lines.