Pope Benedict ushered in Christmas at midnight mass, saying the image of the baby Jesus in a manger should remind everyone of the plight of the world’s poor, abused and neglected children. And if that’s aiming too high, it should at least remind everyone of just how ridiculously cute baby Jesus was!

The pope also encouraged followers to worship God, not technology. For more, please visit: www.vatican.va


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The White House is expected to announce a reconstruction package for Iraq that would create work for unemployed Iraqis. Unfortunately, the work being created will be digging graves for other Iraqis.

It’s been reported that Michael Jackson is planning a comeback in Las Vegas. The King of Pop chose Vegas after hearing it’s the only town where you’re encouraged to hit on anything under 12.

Sean John has apologized to animal lovers after an investigation found that the hooded jackets under his label were actually made from a certain species of dog. Unfortunately, the apology was issued from his limo made entirely of puppy ears.