Jessica Simpson's mother gave her daughter a verbal smackdown after her embarrassing rendition of "9 to 5". Jessica defended herself by saying she simply is not good at performing songs about math.

Deputies in Florida are standing along roadsides posing as elves to clocks cars using a radar gun. Upon being pulled over, the first question the drivers are asked is, “Do you know how naughty you were being?”

Pop singer Mariah Carey is trying to block porn star Mary Carey from trademarking her similar-sounding name. Mariah is worried this could lead to confusion over which one is the porn star and which one just dresses like one.

Rosie O’Donnel is denying rumors she is leaving the view.
So stop it Star Jones!

According to a medical study, men's penises in India do not match international sizes. Well, at least we know they won’t be stealing our women.