A lawsuit has been filed on behalf of three Hollywood chimpanzees who were punched and beaten to make them perform. Lawyers for the chimps said they came forward when they finally got sick and tired of being treated like child actors.

The first chewable birth-control method has hit pharmacy shelves. It comes in the flavors of spearmint, cinnamon and abortionberry.

Vice President Dick Cheney lesbian daughter is having a baby.
Man. Even Cheney’s gay daughter is against pulling out.

A new study shows that cats can develop a feline form of Alzheimer's disease.
So, when they’re digging through the litter box, they’re looking for the keys they misplaced?

A New Jersey mother is organizing a drive to send cans of Silly String to Iraq because troops use the stuff to detect trip wires around bombs.
In a move to one up the woman, President Bush is sending three tons of silly putty to Iraq because when you can stick it on the funny pages, the images come off the putty.