Mel Gibson's epic "Apocalypto" debuted as the No. 1 movie in the box office this weekend, proving once and for all that Hollywood is indeed run by the Mayans.

In Arizona, a burger joint called “The Heart Attack Grill” has opened with a controversial hospital theme. More disturbing to critics than the name and the waitresses naughty nurse uniforms is the guy in the next booth using his fry holder as a bed pan.

In a surprise visit to troops in Iraq, outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told them they must stay until the enemy is defeated. The troops responded by asking, “Does your resignation count?”

Today, Iran kicked off its two-day Holocaust conference. There hasn’t been this much denying in Iran since UN inspectors were there.

Iran claims its Holocaust conference is not being held to challenge the occurrence of the Holocaust, insisting it’s just an event where anti-Semites can come and be anti-Semites.