Today, Senator John Kerry bowed out of the presidential race. Kerry’s spokesman issued a statement saying, while not in the running, the Senator will still be doing his part to ensure a Republican victory in 2008.

Video footage shows John McCain falling asleep during President Bush’s State of the Union. McCain defended himself, saying he was just resting his eye rolls.

The Netherlands is airing a dating program for the visibly disfigured. The show is titled, “How I Met Your Monster”.

Happy Birthday to Misha Barton, who turned 21 pounds old today!

A new Web site is selling Paris Hilton belongings.
Sorry, the Gucci kneepads have already been sold.