Monday, February 5, 2007

Today in Chicago, with the wind chill it feels like 30 degrees below zero. Now Chicago residents have two good reasons to burn Rex Grossman in effigy.

Over the weekend, an Atlantic City woman playing the slots gave birth on the casino floor. Sadly, she then lost the child in a very high stakes game of Texas Hold‘em.

Today, President Bush asked Congress for $700 billion in new military spending. In other news, all the remaining residents of New Orleans have joined the military.

A new study shows that most people still don't have e-mail relationships with their doctors. Some reasons cited for this include patient confidentiality issues, hours of uncompensated labor for doctors, and a high degree of difficulty in diagnosing patients by way of emoticons.

In Hollywood, a Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide. The lesson here: tour guides should not dress like Stormtroopers.