Friday, February 2, 2007

The wife of "Grey's Anatomy" star Patrick Dempsey has given birth to twin boys. "Grey's" co-star Isaiah Washington immediately questioned what the two were doing naked in the womb together for that long, and called them both little queers.

The Senate voted overwhelmingly Thursday to boost the federal minimum wage by $2.10 to $7.25 an hour over two years. Soon, the country’s minimum wage workers will be able to take their families on that bus ride they’ve always dreamed of.

President Bush said to help fight the costs of obesity, people should get outside. Don’t you see? He’s trying to use global warming to melt fat people!

Defense Secretary Robert Gates firmly stated that the US is not planning for a war with Iran, though he says the administration has not ruled establishing false pretenses for one.

A new report shows that surfing the net has become a favorite pastime among the elderly. See, you’re never too old to enjoy a little porn.